Mike comes back to discuss his new job at Google, his tattoo about his new baby, why he Snapchatted me one of his turds and why his wife hates me. Plus weird dads who won’t change their daughters diapers, all my new Twitter followers, me being an ‘alcoholic dad,’ people with verbal crutches, banging prostitutes in the name of the law, Mike catches his neighbors in the nude, Luden’s cough drops, how lame April Fool’s Day has become and more.