Ep163 - Rootsie Tolls

My gym fantasy, Urijah Faber’s Snapchat, new sponsor Nectarsunglasses.com (check them out, they kick ass), what would my wife let a man do to her for free home improvement?, I go back to the future to have sex with my wife, McDonalds lets Eddie down, fuck Dunkin’ Donuts, the most expensive domain names, we talk candy, some Nextdoor trolling and more.

Domain name price list - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mos…ive_domain_names

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun - www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKdN5aSC4HE

Ep158 - Road Hand

Healthy and back in the saddle we talk fantasy football, "Shower with Your Dad Simulator 2015", some Kim Davis chatter, porno Instagram spam accounts, we give some pre-teen masturbation advice, talk about some ‘road hand’, I can smell money, plus preschool, backyard camping and more.

Ep152 - Zipper Dick

This is a filthy one. A meme update (we got a bunch), mom’s have taken over Facebook, we weigh in on Cecil the Lion, getting your dick caught in a zipper (or asking for a metal rod in your dick), bit of porno star chat, “John Eats Carrots”, putting your dick in a shampoo bottle, Eddie’s hands are gong to be famous and more.

Ep150 - Lingonberry

Another quality show. My kids are gone for a week (hell yeah), we talk Trump/El Chapo, I “Bill Cosby” my wife (not really), my son is a hacker, IKEA Lingonberries, new segment - “This Week in Siftstory” (dick in a popcorn box), porno web banners, the undershirt controversy continues and much more.

Ep149 - Dunk Tank

This show was a blast. Some 4th of July recap (a dunk tank, sweaty balls, undershirts, freedom, fireworks), the first time I read Hustler, doing ‘hardcore’, regrowing foreskin, jack shacks and more great laffs.

Ep144 - Sperm Bank

Special two guest show this week. Friend of the show Dylan Schuck from The Dead Inside Show stops by to deep-dive on a recent visit he had to a sperm bank. And when I say deep-dive, we really get into it! Then I’m joined by a dear old friend Danielle Fauske for a trip down memory lane. Plus we discuss being functional alcoholic parents, her psychic mom, keeping things ‘spicy’ and lots of Josh Duggar talk.